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What is with us hyderabadies?

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Meri jaan !

Pata: Kisika address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH number 56-678/4A/B-22), while he actually lives in the second house beside ZamZam cafe in lane behind Anand Theatre on SP Road! stupid addresses.

Chainis: Every street has at least one Roadside Mobile Hotel that serves Chinese delicacies such as : “Vegetable soft needles”, “NavRotten Kurma”, “Chicken Manchurea” etc n many more dishes whose spellings have 2 b censored here!

Directions: Oh! we r so gud at helpin ppl on the roads,our answer is ‘Seeedha Chale Jao’ when somebody asks for directions, whether it is to Malakpet,Masab Tank, Malkajgiri or Moosapet.

Spelling: Almost everywhere u come across tailors sporting the board :”Immidiot delivery in two days onli”. Arrey spellings n punctuation mein toh nothing 2 beat us ppl!

Languages: Most of us can speak Hindirdu, hyderabadi hinglish,except Telugu, FLUENTLY.

Eateries: Ppl ask the waiter to get you some ‘Chatney Lao’even if you are sitting at a lavish continental banquet dinner with exotic Chinese, Mexican, Italian and Lebanese cuisines. n not 2 4get a ‘CHAI” just after having had a Caramel custard.

US: Everybody has at least one cousin, friend, colleague or acquaintance in the US in a software.

Parties: Everytime somebody gives me a piece of good news, the first thing I ask them is “Party kab hain?”

Parson phenomenon: I n many others refer to any past as ‘PARSO’, be it yesterday or long before three hundred years.

Nazakat: Even 11 AM is ‘SUBAH SUBAH’. A whole 15 minutes late and we still feel we are on time.

Bargain: You look at the fixed price stand and still ask ‘DENE KA BOLO’ Even if its in shoppers stop or Hyderabad Central!

You are reading this and secretly admitting that you are, after all, a true blue Hyderabadi. you know one thing….. Once a Hyderabadi, always a Hyderabadi…. god I luv this city!

max

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Written by maxdavinci

March 1, 2005 at 10:13 pm

Posted in laff beta laff

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