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my last 10 rebirths

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The birth before this, you were a chilli farmer in Guntur district in Andhra Pradesh. Unfortunately, your wife was allergic to chillies. You had to live with that.

The second birth before this, you were among the elite students at Shaolin temple in China. You went to become one of the head priests.

The third birth before this, you were a butler to one of England’s richest men. You were healthy and lived a long life. That’s all it says.

The fourth birth before this, you were a portugese sailor. You often told tall tales of sea-monsters and mermaids. You died in a ship-drowning.

The fifth birth before this, you were in Babar’s army. You had a lot of good fun after the conquering of “hindustan” was done.

The sixth birth before this, you were a bacteria. Error in system.

The seventh birth before this, you fought Ashoka’s army in the Kalinga war. You died.

The eight birth before this, you were a priest in a greek temple. While the drugged “oracle” mumbled incomprehensively, you exploited gullible individuals.

The ninth birth before this, you were a homo erectus. And here’s the little secret: your species was religious. The book says “You were the shaman and often ate poisionous berries”.

The tenth birth before this, you were another hominid creature. No remains of the species have ever been discovered, hence the name stands blanked out in the book. But the good news: you were the alhpa male.

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Written by maxdavinci

April 20, 2005 at 5:51 pm

Posted in gyaan

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